I've been really entertained with wikihow lately. Yesterday I was checking it out and saw, "how to become an ordained minister online". I thought about it for a tenth of a second and then did it. Now I'm Reverend K. Robert Vaughn. Just bring your marriage license and I can marry you! I offered my services to some people last night, but no one is ready to tie the knot right now. I just married "Ms Jenny" and my ventriloquist dummy Mortimer. I think they'll be happy together. Any ideas on who or what I should marry next?
Monday, March 17, 2008
Anyone want to get married?
I've been really entertained with wikihow lately. Yesterday I was checking it out and saw, "how to become an ordained minister online". I thought about it for a tenth of a second and then did it. Now I'm Reverend K. Robert Vaughn. Just bring your marriage license and I can marry you! I offered my services to some people last night, but no one is ready to tie the knot right now. I just married "Ms Jenny" and my ventriloquist dummy Mortimer. I think they'll be happy together. Any ideas on who or what I should marry next?
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What a lovely couple they'll be.
I think "go home and die" should be married to "resist them."
Do you do re-commitment ceremonies?? Maybe Greg and I could hire you for that. I want a party for me! :)
That's the funniest thing ever. You should marry someone to an inanimate object. Like marry Rusty to a Cannon. Yes. That sounds good.
Rusty, do you take this Cannon to be your lawfully wedded wife?
I now pronounce you man and destructive object. You may now fire the bride.
"[A cannon]?! I could never marry [a cannon]! [They] remind me too much of myself. I hate myself!" - Jerry Seinfield.
You might think this is funny, but uhh.... My brother's fiancee's mom suggested that her brother go online and become a minister and marry them. She was NOT joking. I hope that just gave you a little laugh. My mom almost cried. I almost cried too, but mine was because I was laughing so hard.
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