Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Random Quote,Picture

The story behind this picture is that I searched, "random picture", and then "random quote". I was hoping to get something funny. What I got was something that actually made me a little sad. At least I know that the baby will grow up in a world where keyboards are more ergonomic, and the entire series of Seinfeld can be purchased on DVD.

Here is a truth.

Boys always want to impress girls with how loud they can burp, but no boy wants a girl who is impressed with how loud he can burp.

Here is a lie.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

I just went and depressed myself again. I shouldn't be though. Becca isn't impressed with how loud I can burp (and believe me it's really loud) and I have never set my mind to do anything.

On Location

Today I'm blogging on my apartment. So, I cut my finger a while back. It hurt, but Becca was there to hold my hand (my other hand, not the bloody one). The experience taught me ten important life lessons.

1. Never cut your finger
2. If you do, never go to the emergency room.
3. If you do, watch TV while on the hospital bed.
4. Go to Outback after getting stitches.
5. If you do, Never get a burger
6. Get a steak.
7. Never get stitches on Friday the 13th
8. If you do, get 13 stitches
9. Don't get 12 stitches
10. Pay extra for that 13th stitch.

I started my 401K at work today. I chose for all my money to be invested in Sherwin-Williams, because lets face it. Their logo really knows how to stick it to two of my least favorite people: Environmentalists and Non-Imperialists.