Sunday, January 25, 2009


This post is dedicated to some of Nature's more beautiful creations.

The Giant Chinese Salamander

The Star-nosed Mole

The Blobfish

The Slimy Hagfish

The Hairy Angler

The Angelina Jolie

Saturday, January 17, 2009


I hear that Whitney is back from the cold cold land of mother Russia! That would be great, but I don't believe that she's really back. You see, bitofwhit hasn't been updated. If AAAAhhhhhwwwwhit were really back, she would update bitofwhit.

Here's some insight into how my mind works. I always buckle my seat belt. For example, if I'm driving back from Smith's which is two blocks away I'll think, "maybe I won't buckle my seatbelt", but then I always do. Here's the reason. It would be really embarrassing to get in a car accident and die because I wasn't wearing my seatbelt. The thought of some news woman putting on a serious face and saying, "A 24 year-old was killed in an automotive accident this Saturday night on his way home from buying hemorrhoid cream. The driver was not wearing his seatbelt" makes me cringe.

Sunday, January 04, 2009


I'm blogging from our new wii. It takes a long time, so I will only write that which is most important for the future of the human race. MEATLOAF ROCKS!!! Wow I kind of feel like Nephi.