Insight

I hear that Whitney is back from the cold cold land of mother Russia! That would be great, but I don't believe that she's really back. You see, bitofwhit hasn't been updated. If AAAAhhhhhwwwwhit were really back, she would update bitofwhit.

Here's some insight into how my mind works. I always buckle my seat belt. For example, if I'm driving back from Smith's which is two blocks away I'll think, "maybe I won't buckle my seatbelt", but then I always do. Here's the reason. It would be really embarrassing to get in a car accident and die because I wasn't wearing my seatbelt. The thought of some news woman putting on a serious face and saying, "A 24 year-old was killed in an automotive accident this Saturday night on his way home from buying hemorrhoid cream. The driver was not wearing his seatbelt" makes me cringe.