Monday, August 18, 2008

It Needs a Name

What is this? It's the best picture I've ever drawn. It's a picture of the moon escaping backwards from a lasso happy pair of legs with a head and a cowboy hat stuck on somehow. All it needs is a good title. If you want to post a suggestion I would greatly appreciate it. You can also think of something funny and just laugh to yourself without ever telling anyone. I would greatly appreciate that too. Or you can spit at your computer screen in disgust. I wouldn't appreciate it. Your computer wouldn't appreciate it. But you might, so hey. 

I used to feel like that moon. Other times I'd feel like the cowboy, or the lasso. I'm happy to say that at this moment and as of late, I don't feel like anything in this drawing (with the exception of the color teal). I'm pretty happy. I'm not chasing anything. I'm not being chased by anything. I'm not being used by a torso-less cowboy. I'm actually pretty happy. I'm just enjoying life, hanging out with my wife, avoiding strife, sharpening a knife*, and thinking about Chuck Fife. We're out of debt now which feels pretty nice, so now we're saving up for the future. What does the future hold for us? Well, I visited the future* and I didn't like how things were, so I've been working to change them. The problem is that once you change the future you're back at square one and you don't know how anything is going to turn out again. Time travel isn't nearly as glamorous as Bill and Ted make it seem. 

I'm excited for school to start because I'll get to savor the fact that I won't be there. It's too bad that Becca has to go. I'm sorry Becca. It'll be over soon. I promise. 

* Bold-faced Lie

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can't catch me, no you can't catch me!

Katy said...

Kyle, I think I'm done giving you name suggestions. I think you've proven that you couldn't tell that a name was a true gem if it poked you in the eye and looked really shiny. I gave you Tomasha Switchblade Vaughn, Kyle, and what did you give me? Nothing but derision. So you know what Kyle? FORGET YOU--and your MS Paint picture too!

PS-your moon looks like a BANANA!

Becca said...

Ouch, Katy. For someone who's life has just been saved by someone awesome (me), you sure are harsh to the awesome someone's husband (Kyle).

But you have a point. Tomasha Switchblade Vaughn always, without fail, makes me think of tomahawks. That is cool.

Katy said...

Whoa...TOMAHAWK switchblade Vaughn?!?!?!

Dude, we're totally crushing it.