So, It looks like me and Pottawattomie are engaged! When I heard about Chelsea and Council Bluffs getting engaged, I went into a jealous rage followed by a jealous coma and then jealous rehabilitation. I wanted to go with CB on that honeymoon package! Who does Chelsea think she is swooping in like that and stealing my vacation. ARRRGGHHH. Well I decided to go ahead and get married too so I can go with them on the honeymoon. I chose to marry P-dub for a few reasons.
1. She was online and the most easy to get a hold of.
2. I'm tired of dating.
3. Pottawattomie Vaughn has a nice ring to it.
4. Kyle Vaughn and Sara Riehle score a 94% on the love calculator.
We'll get married whenever Chelsea and CB tie the knot, as long as I make some brownies.
3 comments:
Man, it is like everyone is getting engaged. I want to get engaged too, I'm just not in Utah today so that makes it a little hard.
This stupid marriage craze is making me kind of sick. I mean, come on! just because dating sucks doesn't mean that marriage is really any better... like, there's that whole problem that starts with a b and ends with an aby.
Can't we all just be single and friends for the rest of our lives???
You're right Lil. I've seen too many marriages destroyed by a British Lullaby. Maybe being single forever IS the way to go.
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